Jeff the Killer x Reader LemonYou were in the living room, watching TV, when you heard screaming in the kitchen. You turn off the TV and look back to see Jeff running and searching frantically. You decide to speak up. "What's wrong?" you ask, regretting the decision right away.Jeff the Killer x Reader Lemon by BLEACHFMARXJFREAK
"What's wrong? What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong! My favorite fruit lemon is missing!" Jeff says while glaring at you. "Did you take it?" he then asks. "No... Can't you buy another one?" you say. Did I forget to mention you were drinking a glass of water with said lemon in it.
You gaze over at the glass hoping Jeff didn't notice. Luck was not on your side today. Jeff looks over to where your gaze was and spots the lemon floating in the glass. Jeff screeches and quickly turns his glare to you.
"You did steal my lemon!" Jeff screams. "In my defense I didn't know it was yours. If I knew I probably would have left it alone." you state defensively. "Probably! What do you mean probably?" Jeff yells.
"I will replace it. I'll buy
Fullmetal Alchemist on Facebook Chapter 1Chapter 1: FB Walls!Fullmetal Alchemist on Facebook Chapter 1 by BLEACHFMARXJFREAK
A/N: Second fan fiction. Hope you guys like it. I DO NOT OWN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST.
Edward Elric: Who the hell plays chess on FB?
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Roy Mustang: Well I do Fullmetal so, SHUT UP.
Edward Elric: NEVER!
Roy Mustang: SHUT UP PIPSQUEAK!
Edward Elric: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET WHO CAN'T BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS, COLONEL USELESS!
Roy Mustang: SHUT YOUR MOUTH FULLMETAL! FOR YOUR INFORMATION IT WAS RAINING THAT DAY!
Riza Hawkeye: SIR PAPERWORK NOW!
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Roy Mustang: Fine…L
Winry Rockbell: Ed how's your automail?
Edward Elric: …
Winry Rockbell: YOU BROKE DIDN'T YOU, YOU LITTLE JERK!
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Edward Elric: DON'T CALL ME LITTLE. I AM TALLER THAN YOU. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WINRY, GIVE ME A BREAK.
A/N: Well that's it for now please review!